blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
by toastface July 29, 2005
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blow my brains out

wanking furiously
blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA
by eatingrice May 03, 2015
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blow job from hell

A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground

Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!
by Quanto March 15, 2007
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Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
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Blow Yo Bowl Back

When you knock someone with a chili bowl(hair cut) out
or scare the shit out of some one with a chili bowl (hair cut)
Keep Talkin shit and ill Blow YO Bowl Back!

He was about to Blow yo Bowl Back When you came around the corner.
by $BIG AARON$ January 06, 2009
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National Blow Job Day

On May 10th every girl has to walk up to a boy single or taken and rip there pants down and give them a good old fashioned blow job
by Juan Escobar May 10, 2018
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Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.
Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.
by Salsa GI May 07, 2003
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