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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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best friend

best friend is a person who will love you even when you canโ€™t love yourself
by student04 June 25, 2020
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National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021
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The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...
Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Guy Best Friend

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.

He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022
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Best person ever

You are the best person ever possum donโ€™t Even try me ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
by NO02&3โ€™d February 11, 2021
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