ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

Ass Pelt

An extremely hairy man ass

Oh I don't like body hair; I could never be with someone that has an ass pelt. (Wax your ass pelt)

by Feodoric April 24, 2009

wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008

jake-ass

a human coming into jackass form once laying eyes upon him.

Oh gosh he is such a jake-ass

by mrs.frost101 April 29, 2009

ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

Ass Token

Currency that will be used across the world when robots take over the world.
Instead of being backed up with gold like most currency is this will be backed up with sex

"Robot: I will charge you one ass token to play the fiddle!"

by OmNiLaSh November 22, 2003

Weenie-ass

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

by The man who makes muffins February 26, 2011