Smeg Day

April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.

I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.

by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020

shrektastic day

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic

used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester

by Pussy slayer 999 May 8, 2019

Sijiti day

december 13
funny day for send meme to sijiti

Sijiti#3375

1: yoooo its de sijiti day

2: yoooo i send him meme funny !!!!

1: k

by Sijiti December 12, 2020

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

L day

When your day goes very bad or unfruitful, you call it an L day.

today was such an l day man, I lost all my money on poker.

by thesocalledwriter September 3, 2023

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018

MISS DAY

The definition of a complete cunt who no one likes and wishes for her to die.Everyone gets excited after they hear they have a cover but then Fucking miss day walks in and shouts at you for breathing

The definition MISS DAY is a CUNT

by Fitzwimarc official October 30, 2019