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Billy

Billy is the type of guy that you seek for drugs. He will always be around the corner selling weed... i... um... ok.
He will always be there... that’s what i meant... ** cough, cough **
- Dude, where’d ya get that weed?- asked Bob.
- I got it from Billy!- said Juan.
by _itsbobby_and_itsjuan_ March 6, 2019
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Staying At Billy’s House

When you decide to Pump your pals sister and go back to her flat. Everyone knows your pumping her but rather than tell everyone the truth about where you have been, you just say you stayed at Billy’s House.
“What were you up to last night Birnie?” “Oh you know just staying at Billy’s house”
by Shagger Birnie April 30, 2020
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Billy Juma

A tall, hairy, arabic male who is extremely cheap and has a tendency to flop on their boys. Billy Jumas also tend to have monotone personalities and can often be seen praying on hard surfaces.

Billy Jumas do usually have an affinity for particular zoo animals but are also are often radicalized by foreign leaders who are extremely oppressive to their citizens, so care must be taken when approaching them at all times.

ALSO DESCRIBED AS A “SALAFEEE” OR A “MONOTONE BILLY”
“Flop”
“Mag”
“Cheap Fuck”
“Monotone Billy”
Put that shit on!”
"He won’t even lend us some coals? Wow man what a Billy Juma"
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
“Abu Mousab Al Zarqawi”
“Nahuu Alaa Al Haa’ Khayeaa”

OR

Person 1: “Hey baba, why is that sheikhs forehead bleeding?
Person 2: “No son, that is no sheikh. That is a Billy Juma. Be careful around him, don’t get to close.”
by Omer O December 23, 2023
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Billy

Billy is the type of person who creeps around people that he knows to observe what type and how they kiss their significant others because he is always horny. He is a kid with kid with Acne problems and he has very generic white parents. His sweat smells like a 70 year old candy store with the same candy from 70 years ago because of the rich whiteboard cologne he got for Christmas. He goes to the country club every Friday with his loving father which had 14 weddings and 36 engagements since he has a lot of cash on him regularly. So that’s pretty much it for the cracker who is called billy
Billy will literally snitch on the whole school if someone even took his pencil
by Ye jo Mohammad July 7, 2019
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Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op
Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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Billy-helled

Hammered. Drunk, Piss Drunk, Sillier than Hell. Throttled. Betty Crockered, Shit faced. Cockerspanieled
Johnnie Boy got Billy-helled last night after 8 bong rips, 11 Budweisers, and 9 RBVs.

Getting Billy-helled is like when you get drunk and your face is red as a beet and you are sweating profusely in the hot sun in an alley somewhere and then decide its a good idea to whip someones ass.
by Josh Big Cliff June 2, 2008
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billie lump

the lump that forms on ones head after being struck with a night stick.
by icehockeyricks May 9, 2010
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