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asshole

John is an asshole because he abuses people
by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019
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Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.
Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.
by Loudandproud December 6, 2017
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asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan
by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
mugGet the Eyes bigger than my assholemug.

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
by Asspipe April 7, 2009
mugGet the Varnished assholemug.

Asshole

Hokey is an asshole.
by HillbillyTanker April 27, 2024
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Asshole

Avalee is such an asshole
by Avaisanasshole February 19, 2020
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