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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.
You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"
Related Words

Yeetology 

The study of yeet. Often used to demonstrate one's knowledge of the yeet.
Guy 1: Do you know what sucks?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: There's no Yeetology classes in college...
Yeetology by Chance4Doom December 7, 2018

Yeeterman 

Somebody who is worthy of carrying the title yeet. A yeeterman is a figure in which people look up to. A role model, saviour or other positive figure.
Guy 1: Did you see Billy today? I can't believe that he got our homework assignments cancelled by convincing the instructor that they are not worthwhile.

Guy 2: yeah he's a total yeeterman.

Guy 1: Y E E T
Yeeterman by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 February 3, 2019

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.
Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

YEETUS DELETUS 

When you're trying to ban someone with the speed of a yeet.
Ooo you trying to trigger me?
YEETUS DELETUS!
YEETUS DELETUS by NobleShyGuy November 8, 2018

YeetMaster 

"The person who threw the bus full of children into the gas fire was a yeetmaster"
YeetMaster by brendan425 May 30, 2018