Sort me

Helping someone obtain something, usually free.

Person 1: "Sort me me some weed g"
Person 2: "Here we go mate"
Person 2 would give Person 1 a small amount of weed for free

by Sharkytoaster June 23, 2020

Miss me

What ur gunna do cause I'm gone.

I'm over ur ass an ur gona miss me

by IS WHATIT IS April 12, 2020

Me-gan

I eat what I want when I want. I am the boss of my own diet. YOLO

My dietary needs is Me-gan.

by tinkpink1387 May 8, 2018

puff me

To blow softly into ones anus for sexual pleasure and to arrouse

Puff me please

by Hfrujfhhbh June 28, 2017

It wasn’t me

It is basically just I’m not Isaac

Let’s say fart wile watching coco in class all you have to say is It wasn’t me.

by I’m not Isaac June 20, 2019

aw me

an expression similar to "aw man" or "oh boy"

"Aw me, my dog ate my homework last night."

by Dreamerbae01 July 28, 2016

Ult Me

"Ult me," you say in a cry for help- specifically in the form of another person using their ultimate attack (ult) on you so that they may render your existence, and therefore your very suffering, null and void.

Synonyms:

-Shoot me

-Destroy me

-End my life

-Extinguish my flame by tossing me in a bigger flame

-Pull the trigger, Piglet

"I can't believe my life is a lie! Ult me, God!"

-Truman, The Truman Show

"If I don't pass this class, I want you to ult me so I don't have to take it again."
-College Sophmores

by opylintor October 28, 2018