the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

Tree Climbin

Stacking your bread or stacking money.

I just been tree climbin my way to the top

by MG Lingo October 10, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022