crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.

'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006

Suck Michaels dick

Just do it

Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.

Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.

by VidaVee April 19, 2010

Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.

Katie says “Suck my balls”
Katie is in-fact gay

by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022

Mexican Suck-and-blow

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 chicks and he farts in one chick's mouth. That chick then proceeds to suck the fart in and blow it into chick #2's mouth. Chick #2 then inhales the fart and blows it back into the guy's asshole where the fart originated and they all continue fucking.

Hey you 2 chicks wanna play some Mexican suck and blow.

by Otis jack June 11, 2006

Suck your mum

An expression most twelve year old boys use as a way to express their insecurities to others

Johnny Jackson: oi mate, mans asking for a rubber, you get what I'm saying bruh?
Billie boi: Nah, that ain't what I'm about fam, go suck your mum

by The sponge who soaks October 6, 2018