boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.

I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.

by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013

brom bones

someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper

That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.

by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

fish bones

a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people

if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Funny boning

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.

Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!

by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

oily bones

When your easily irritated; easy to pick on

Man, shut up with your oily bones!

by cuzican16 May 18, 2015