rusty

tired or sleepy

u look rusty man

by Heiebe June 10, 2020

rusty ladel

similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).

hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!

by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

Rusty Igloo

When masterbating a penis while at the same time pushing ice out of your mouth into the anus.

That girl was a freak! She turned my brown eye blue with her Rusty Igloo skills

by 2_._0 March 4, 2021