National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

A bowl

When you smoke meth. Or marijuana. The paraphernalia that's used..

You want to smoke a bowl. We were just chilling right there smoking a bowl. Hey you got a bowl I broke my pipe.

by Kittykat0play March 14, 2022

Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show

The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.

"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"

by Jt91108 March 15, 2022

Bowling

Placing the middle and ring fingers into a vagina and the thumb into an asshole, akin to holding a bowling ball.

I had to scoot her up on the bed, so I went bowling and threw her forward.

by FruitFather March 22, 2022

Tim bowles

Says the N-Word sees no problem with it

Tim Bowles Said the N-Word in class today

by Ulupnaburpers March 22, 2022

Fish Bowl

A classroom for people who have a lower IQ than a potato

James was in the Fish Bowl

by Faisal Manjdog March 23, 2022

Bowl Raped

When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".

A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022