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puff me

To blow softly into ones anus for sexual pleasure and to arrouse
by Hfrujfhhbh June 28, 2017
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Me-gan

I eat what I want when I want. I am the boss of my own diet. YOLO
My dietary needs is Me-gan.
by tinkpink1387 May 8, 2018
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Ult Me

"Ult me," you say in a cry for help- specifically in the form of another person using their ultimate attack (ult) on you so that they may render your existence, and therefore your very suffering, null and void.

Synonyms:

-Shoot me

-Destroy me

-End my life

-Extinguish my flame by tossing me in a bigger flame

-Pull the trigger, Piglet
"I can't believe my life is a lie! Ult me, God!"

-Truman, The Truman Show

"If I don't pass this class, I want you to ult me so I don't have to take it again."
-College Sophmores
by opylintor October 28, 2018
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fudgeknuckle me

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!
by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008
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Pick Me

A derogatory slang term created and used immature "minors", or in other words 18 year olds that act like they're 12, that is famously used amongst roblox and apparently tiktok community that creates stereotype and bias amongst women; the actual term itself means to ACT a certain way to gain attention, people misunderstand this term and use this term as a bias against how women dress, not even act, like how the term is supposed to be defined. This word shouldn't even exist really, but "minor" society is often pressured by trends.
Roblox girl: You're such a pick me cause you have super happy face and dress so cute.
Other roblox girl: That's just a stereotype, and not to mention you're using the term all wrong, I haven't said or done a thing. I'm just playing the game and I happen to just love dressing up.
Roblox girl: Oh, my fault. (Realizes situation and handles like a mature person is supposed to)
by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 September 13, 2022
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Obey me

A game that bases itself off taking biblical names of evil spirits and making them into gay demon femboys, this game has a chronically online fanbase who never saw sunlight or touched grass.

It’s truly baffling how humanity went from the age of Greek philosophers all the way up to the Renaissance to having people thirsting over pixelated images that hold the power to make people on death row beg for the lethal injection to make their suffering end.

Anyone who claims an obey me character is objectivelly attractive either has a severe brain impairment or genuently needs to get a checkup whether or not they took their schizophrenia pills (or if the alleged individual drank benadryl or is under the influence of other substances).

No, yaoi with “demons“ is not in any way a productive means of spending one’s free time. If you know anyone suffering from this wretched game tell them to seek immediate help, divine intervention to salvage their soul (if there is one) or cut them off completely from your life.

Anyone who plays this game automatically will get the same ammount of respect that I would give to someone who rips off old people by using phone scams.
Person 1: Do you play obey me? I think it’s a great game!
Person 2: Stop contacting me in any way , shape or form , on any platform, via text or by calling. Whether it’s you personally, through an alt account, or through encouraging or inciting others to do so. I’ve contacted my lawyer, a priest, and the police. Any further contact will officially be considered harassment, and will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
by some0nefamiliar November 8, 2023
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Mc'xcuse Me

Saying excuse me, but in the foreign language of McDonalds
Mc'xcuse Me is what you say when you either are going around someone when your at a McDonald's, or hear something absurd at a McDonald's.
by Mc'xcuse Me mc'xcuse me December 12, 2019
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