by Poooooopoopeepeeeee December 28, 2024
Get the Taylormug. A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
Get the Taylor Treemug. Two amazing drummers. One of them plays for Queen (Roger Meddows Taylor) and the other for Duran Duran (Roger Andrew Taylor).
Person 1: Dude, Roger Taylor is so cool
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
by robotichoneybee November 20, 2021
Get the Roger Taylormug. by boblob951 January 30, 2020
Get the TAYLORmug. Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens
Guy 1: they are only a cm long
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens
Guy 1: they are only a cm long
by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019
Get the Taylor sizedmug. Overload a website. Reference to singer Taylor Swift selling out concerts within minutes of opening online ticket sales.
The Star Trek fans taylor swifted the website that sold tickets for the Picard series finale premiere.
by Liz8472 April 12, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. singer who is annoying, and makes bad music also swifties give me cancer.
She also needs to take a plane for a 15 minute drive just cuz she can and Greta doesent like that.
She also needs to take a plane for a 15 minute drive just cuz she can and Greta doesent like that.
by Peter_file_ February 14, 2024
Get the Taylor swiftmug.