Crack head bruce

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me

Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do

by Crack_head_betty_101 April 6, 2020

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

mad crack pum

when the 🐱 so good u let her treat u like shit

“u down bad bro she got that mad crack pum, huh?”
“yeah man shit’s like heroin 😩”

by bimbo4eva March 5, 2022

Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7

The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck

by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

Ass crack of fuck

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.

Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013

spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.

I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.

by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017