sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have

1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick

by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥

Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

by Donutworry March 30, 2022

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed August 2, 2016

Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Leslie's sock

When you cum multiple time in a sock and you wait for it to dry. You then use that sock and beat people up with it.

Did you bring Leslie's sock for the brawl tonight?

by moistyboi2 March 24, 2022