September 30

Someone has to give the person with the name “Jason” a present.

Hey! Here a present!
Oh thanks! Why though?
Don’t be silly, it’s September 30th!

by A “sexy” person November 27, 2023

September 28

Oh you’re a libra!!! You will make a decision today. . . Or maybe not! This is what happens when you’re indecisive as fuck!! Carry on you wayward son!

It’s September 28th a star was born.

by Wayward daugther November 27, 2023

September 10th

The wordst people are born on this day. They enjoy stalking their crush on the city cameras. And the people with the letter A are the worst of the worst.

Oh, its September 10th so its my birthday. I will watch my crush through the cameras the whole day.

by Maxim Shefa March 2, 2024

Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024