lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender

She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex

by Your average cancel culture August 25, 2021

Solo-Sexual

Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.

Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."

Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."

by KeeperOfBtooms187$ August 6, 2025

Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.

Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."

by brisus_christ December 10, 2023

george washington sexual

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <

by TheGirlWhoLovesLesbianSex March 30, 2017

Sexual harassment

Bunnzo

"Yk abt unspoken rizz n shit? Billycore yeaa. The sexual harassment bunnzocore tho."

by Noxxxxx January 24, 2023