The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 13, 2020
It's the rusty trombone but performed on a woman.
Her eyes light up like the cleric sunrise when I went from tossing her salad to playing her rusty ocarina.
by Thewitchespet January 29, 2017
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 02, 2010
by S&MDefines May 17, 2023
To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win
by Lifechaser May 14, 2023
When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini June 12, 2012
When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.
by Gator_4 December 06, 2024