by Professor_Pork May 11, 2018

Paul (pronounced /pɔ l/) is a well-liked and charismatic male with large genitalia.
Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club!
Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole).
Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.
Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club!
Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole).
Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.
Dude, did you hear about the orgy I had in my dads basement over the weekend?? I might as well change my name to Paul! Roflrofl
by YourLocalLibrarian April 24, 2019

Tall,sexy,cute, perfect,amazing , smart, good taste in music
Tall ass motherfucker who knows what he's doing
Tall ass motherfucker who knows what he's doing
by Vanessa licea May 23, 2016

by a little burrito December 19, 2021

Never ride the elevator with Jeremy or Felix; they usually pull a Paul Ryan right before getting off.
by FlexyFreak May 28, 2018

He's giving small d energy
Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩
Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup
Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩
Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup
by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024

by Thesupremebush July 2, 2023
