Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.

"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.

by The Bawss September 28, 2010

edgy 13 year old

any thing that is born 13 and listens to to much rap

hank :oh my kid jimmy is a good kid

jim:are you sure hes dressed like a edgy 13 year old

hank:hes 15

jim:it´s an expression i think

by eh im ok 44 September 26, 2018

Old Bridge High School

-A place of Alcoholism, Potheads, E Heads, Shitty Teachers, Bad Lunchs (Maybe not the subs), Sleep, Cutting Class, Constant Hasseling by Authority Figures, and The Most Fights Ever.

A place where you cant go into the bathroom without coming out smelling like a pack of cigarettes./ A place where every girl (If they know of)Mr.Willems sweats him./ A place where there is AT LEAST 1 fight a week./ A place of constant bomb threats and/or riots./ A place where you can walk down the hallways and be asked to buy pot more than once a day./ A place where people walk around with alcohol in there water bottles and drink through out the day./ A place where you can find the hottest chicks./ A place where kids walk down the hallways and smoke cigarettes(Me Class of 03)./ A place where kids cut school and go into the woods and smoke pot./ A place where everyone thought Mr.Korigan took steroids./ A place where you can go to get a good days rest./ Where there was always the ongoing fued between SOB and LHRO./ A place where at least half of the male population at OB wanted to bang Miss Toth./ Mr.Ferry is a dick./ Dr.Bosco and Mr.O'Connell were the best administrators./ In Alt. School you did nothing for 4 hours but smoke cigarettes and talk to your friends./ A place where more than half of your friends had nicknames.

by Justin Pelletier March 3, 2005

old bay rim job

When one gets their ass eaten immediately after picking crabs when living at or visiting Tall Timbers, MD.

Fun Bobby picked up a girl at the marina bar and she gave him an old bay rim job.

by Tall Timbers July 7, 2015

The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove

The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.

Bout to pull The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove on these noobs.

by Pufflesmirch April 15, 2018

chip off the old block

a person much like his or her parent in appearance or characteristics

Party animal JACK Osbourne was a chip off the old block at Pangaea Monday night.

by Alexson August 4, 2014