If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

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4-way-handshake

It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.

Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake

by Textpectator July 07, 2021

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Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester May 10, 2018

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Either way

I don't need self-help garbage. No one does.

Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2024

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