Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Pocket Monster

What Pokémon is called in Japan

American: Hey have You heard of Pokémon?
Japanese: You mean Pocket Monsters

by Mr.OwO January 29, 2019

Monsterable

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time

Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.

by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018

Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin June 3, 2018

Monster

A big ass dick 8 or bigger

Lexi wants Zac’s monster

by Igotamonster June 9, 2018

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023