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monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.
Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.
by clemrico January 23, 2022
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LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own
by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024
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pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
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Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with
Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters
by memelordraymund October 31, 2017
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monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal
me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
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Ket monster

Ket monster is going to a rave
by Cogntbwyacse December 4, 2025
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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