Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds

Chill bro you don't want to be a Matt Giammanco

by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020

Matt

a boy who is very flamboyant and ✨gay✨

Person 1: "wow that boy is gay"
Person 2: "Ik, he's such a Matt"

by dinonuggiesowo October 23, 2020

Marty

A person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior.

Did you see that Marty giving Michael a hard time.

by Zeeraffe October 28, 2020

Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''

Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!

by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020

Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

by Rw46og October 31, 2020