Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
by hubert marquess November 20, 2021

Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019

A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
by keep calm the dingus is gone June 12, 2020
