Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

jacob

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3

i love jacob

by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022

Jacob

An obese man in high school

Did you see Jacobs fat ass today

by Coooooolgary February 1, 2022

Raylin x Jacob

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020

Jacob

Very mad man and is cool. But when he’s mad, don’t go around him.

The mad man Jacob is at the hospital.

by Nduck270 November 27, 2021