Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

by Saecred December 30, 2018

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

jacob

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

by jbossing March 9, 2021

Lyle Jacobs

A Big Black Consciousness, meaning having deep thoughts and inner-discussions. Also could mean to have their beauty undermined. To be wanted by many people for their stature stature, demeanour and overall overwhelming attractiveness.

I feel bad for them they're living a Lyle Jacobs life

by XBeans March 27, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.

Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?

Person B: Oh thats Jacob

Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend

by anonymous December 5, 2021