An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019
Get the Jacob Lowmug. The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?
Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts
Jacob: Hey, how are you?
Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts
Jacob: Hey, how are you?
Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
by The first day May 3, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
by jakey breaky March 13, 2023
Get the Jacob Whitneymug. often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer
Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022
Get the Jude Jacobmug. A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)
"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"
by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023
Get the Jacob-Ferronmug. by Hungrydog November 25, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Get the Jacobmug.