Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.

Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.

by VidaVee April 19, 2010

Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

Suck ya mum

An insult mainly used by 7 year old Fortnite players when they are angry with someone for not giving them a golden scar.

Billy: gimme that scar

Terry: nah g
Billy: well suck ya mum

by Fannyfucker420 April 22, 2021

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 4, 2021

Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.

Katie says “Suck my balls”
Katie is in-fact gay

by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022

Mexican Suck-and-blow

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 chicks and he farts in one chick's mouth. That chick then proceeds to suck the fart in and blow it into chick #2's mouth. Chick #2 then inhales the fart and blows it back into the guy's asshole where the fart originated and they all continue fucking.

Hey you 2 chicks wanna play some Mexican suck and blow.

by Otis jack June 11, 2006

Suck your mum

An expression most twelve year old boys use as a way to express their insecurities to others

Johnny Jackson: oi mate, mans asking for a rubber, you get what I'm saying bruh?
Billie boi: Nah, that ain't what I'm about fam, go suck your mum

by The sponge who soaks October 6, 2018