A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.
by normanstanleyfletcher May 31, 2015
'I love pears!'
Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'
'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'
Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'
'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'
by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021
When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.
Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"
Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"
Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"
by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019
A piece of string that goes from the buttocks to the clit. It is nailed in both ends used as a fashion accessory.
Can I see your clitty bum flap?
Who nailed your clitty bum flap?
That's such a cool clitty bum flap!
Who nailed your clitty bum flap?
That's such a cool clitty bum flap!
by d0ugie29 August 18, 2016
When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
by its as easy as 123 October 09, 2016
a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.
by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009
by frank pubes September 16, 2005