poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist April 30, 2021

minty poop

When you take a shit and brush your teeth While on the toilet

My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop

by Espidermon321 July 10, 2018

sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster August 26, 2015

Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017

Poop Chip

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.

You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip

by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018

poop maid

Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop.

Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid!

by smilinsphere January 29, 2017

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018