Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
by hiimbing June 9, 2010
Get the Stand Up Pantsmug. If you have a shower in the morning and put on clean pants you will probably have those pants on all day & all night.
If you have a shower after tea and nip down the pub those pants have only been worn for a couple of hours so when you go to bed become "2 hour pants". There's nothing wrong with putting these back on the following morning!
If you have a shower after tea and nip down the pub those pants have only been worn for a couple of hours so when you go to bed become "2 hour pants". There's nothing wrong with putting these back on the following morning!
by SINGER5158 July 25, 2011
Get the 2 hour pantsmug. Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.
Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"
CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."
CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."
by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010
Get the garbage can pantsmug. by sheila macleod February 6, 2009
Get the Carrier Bag Pantsmug. This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.
- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.
- Their African tradition?
- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.
- Their African tradition?
- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023
Get the Pants up, don't lootmug. my girlfriends nickname.
by mike potter December 28, 2005
Get the sweet tuna pantsmug. the period that encompasses all times other than "no pants 'o clock" ( 5:45 to 6:45 am or pm) where pants and undergarments are intended to be worn by participants.
by John Grizzlyhog August 6, 2008
Get the pants 'o clockmug.