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asta iris

There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes.

Her smile is the first smell of spring, her laughter the sound of thin ice cracking and silver bells ringing.

When you meet her, she becomes your present, your future, even your past, and you can't stop wanting to be near her. To feel her. To love her.

She is what you dream of in the late hours of the dark nights and what you wake up trying not to forget.

She is everything you ever dreamed of - even though you didn't know what that even was before first laying eyes on her. Before hearing her talk and getting lost in the sound of her voice and the depths of her eyes.

There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes, even so, you can't look away.
Person A: I met someone...

Pesron B: Cool bro, is she hawt??
Person A: You can't even imagine.. Words can't describe how she makes me feel
Person B: Chill bro, she's just a chick! What's her name??
Person A: Asta Iris
Person B: Oh.... I see.
by Springtime October 20, 2014
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awesome irish

The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that
by Awesome Irish July 20, 2015
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ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016
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cathedral irish

Rich people school where little white kids try to be black. Known for their druggies, alcoholics, and the infamous "bridge kids" who honestly everyone fucking knows (your not that cool). They're also known for their "lit" parties, that are "lowkey" hype af, and using GAY ASS slang words that are "highkey" stupid. Cathedral is a wonderful place to send your kids. Your sons will turn into alcoholic entrepreneurs who will probably cheat on their wives, and your daughters ratchet trophy wives who will probably get pregnant at school..like literally in a stair well or elevator or something. Really the academics are spectacular, like being forced to take a Jesus class and the athletics are phenomenal! just look at this years 6A records.
Person 1: did you go to that lit cathedral Irish party
Person 2: yes it was lowkey a rave
Person 3: ya it was hype af
by fo chizzle December 5, 2016
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nutty irishman

A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.
We were gonna do it but then I wanted some coffee so I nutty Irishmaned her!
by Mr.Cakebread September 23, 2017
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Dirty Irish Trick

When your tea is too hot, so you put it in your spoon like soup and blow on it and drink it that way. Most often done by children who don't have the patience to wait for the tea to cool. The double dirty Irish trick is when you drink the tea from the saucer. (South Buffalo, NY Irish)
Anne was drinking her tea and it was too hot, so she did the dirty Irish trick and drank it from her spoon.
by PattyO'Irish December 19, 2017
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curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.
After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.
by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018
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