I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

i'm something else

i'm are built different

you heard quinten he got six gold medals hah i got seven i'm something else

by stopthecap 9847 July 23, 2022

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer

it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"

by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022

(I'm eating) fun dip

When you really don't give a fuck.

Origin: Bangarang by Skrillex

Thought: I have a fuckload of work to do
Afterthought: (I'm eating) fun dip
After-Afterthought: Netflix.

by BA** December 18, 2018

hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

when you fall asleep on your keyboard

types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯your mom October 6, 2022