I'm fine

A female will say this but she does not mean it. She wants you to give her attention and figure out whats wrong.

I didn't text my girlfriend all day and so I decided to text her "How are you, babe?" after I got off work and she replied, "I'm fine." I immediately knew that she was pissed.

by Buntastic <3 April 26, 2023

I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket.

I-I-I'm runnin' lookin' for a come up. (I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags)

by THRFT SHP May 5, 2023

I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure

person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically

by anonymous May 12, 2023

I'M I'M I'M

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob

by Dimeind November 21, 2023

I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

I'm You

Words said by Itadori Yuji from popular manga Jujustu Kaisen, when he defeated his main enemy Mahito. This line is in refrence to the fact that before the fight, Mahito said to Yuji "Im you", referring that Mahito will never stop killing people, and that Yuji will never stop killing curses

dude 1: Yo dude they're gonna animate the "I'm You" panel in Jujustu Kaisen next week!
dude 2: Your bullshitting me

by Rizz_God_Minors69 December 1, 2023

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023