I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks

I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

have

i have a gay son and he is very gay , actually so gay that i became gay , booty is gay too , gay ?

im having a gay son

i have ligma

Osama fudly have a small dick

by im a faggot cunt May 15, 2019

can i have a bite

A phrase used to ask for a small portion of food, but actually, the person saying it wants to to devour it. Often used jokingly or playfully among friends.

person 1: yo can i have a bite
person 2: oh yeah just a bite
person 1: (proceeds to EAT THAT SHI WHOLE)

by macedoniabest June 8, 2025

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

I have found your IP address

I have found your IP address

I have found your IP Address

by Br0kenC0re May 28, 2022

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023