Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

The Golden Thunderstorm

The time when a girl asks you to pee on her aka(golden shower) and as you pull down your pants to do the deed you continuously fart on her while you're peeing on her. Also known as "The Golden Storm"

I just gave this chick the golden thunderstorm and she loved it.

by alotlikestevie May 11, 2014

Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito May 13, 2018

Golden Sigma

Golden Sigma was Wega's grandpa, Golden Sigma is similar to Mario, but his skin, gloves, and jumpsuit buttons are jet black, and his entire outfit is gold. His origin is unknown, but there are thirty GIFs with him on tenor.

Woah dude i feel so golden sigma right now!

by GasterSaster May 11, 2025

Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024