by Powersmash April 25, 2025
Get the Emily mug.The one girl you can never quite get over. She’s always in your head, you do double takes in public because you see her everywhere. You remember every little inside joke, every small moment you shared. The times you held her, and she held you. Her cappuccino irises, the way her pupils dilated when she looked into your eyes. All the rules you both broke being partners in crime. Now it’s all just a memory. And it’s been years.
by silent_front_fart April 30, 2025
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by emilie hater May 12, 2025
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by And just another guy October 20, 2025
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