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Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.
“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.
by Powersmash April 25, 2025
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Emily

The one girl you can never quite get over. She’s always in your head, you do double takes in public because you see her everywhere. You remember every little inside joke, every small moment you shared. The times you held her, and she held you. Her cappuccino irises, the way her pupils dilated when she looked into your eyes. All the rules you both broke being partners in crime. Now it’s all just a memory. And it’s been years.
Emily, do I even cross your mind?
by silent_front_fart April 30, 2025
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emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged
by emilie hater May 12, 2025
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Emily

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
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Emily

Emily is best paired with a Jonathan.
Oh my goshhh emily and jonathan are such a cute couple.
by jshehehebrbrvrbrbrn September 25, 2025
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Joanne Emily Effect

When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.
Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"

Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"
by And just another guy October 20, 2025
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Emily Office'd

When someone at work spends over 15 minutes in the bathroom
Guy 1: Dude what the hell? Why did Todd spend 3 straight minutes in the bathroom
Guy 2: I don't know, but he definitely emily office'd that bathroom
by secretofthesnooze November 2, 2025
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