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DONKEY

Shreks best friend who loves waffles and is in love with a damn dragon
Donkey is a waffle lovin and dragon lovin animal
by Sp3ct0r_N0v4 April 23, 2021
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Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
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Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie
Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it
by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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Spun Donkey

The action (s) of being occupied with unimportant tasks, spinning circles, total confusion and achieving no progress related to reality. Commonly associated with recreational drug abuse.
That person looks like a total "Spun Donkey" working on their car at 3 a.m.
by Dominicvanni@gmail.com September 21, 2022
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