Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

I don't like Rose Mohd Zainal.

I don't like Rose Mohd Zainal.

I don't like Rose Mohd Zainal.

by syafinazisakorean? November 26, 2023

You don't have a say

In the outcome.

Hym "You don't have a say in the outcome."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2025

If you don't

I'll just do it myself after enough of you are dead.

Hym "I'm already giving myself credit and if you don't there is only one way for me to get it."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025