A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
Get the Donkey-Drinkermug. A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019
Get the Bloody donkeymug. by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022
Get the The donkey deluxmug. a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.
also known in bristol as "swampers"
also known in bristol as "swampers"
by big skeng October 14, 2011
Get the swamp donkeymug. by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
Get the rubber donkeymug. Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
Get the Glass donkeymug. by hjk909090 June 11, 2018
Get the Donkey Onionsmug.