Long-haired Dictionary 

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

Long-haired Dictionary by Cregger May 8, 2021

PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY 

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Yes of course an URBAN DICTIONARY HITLER to set the record straight in accordance to LEVITICUS CHAPTER 13 cites the PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY which is a SWELL chap.

PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 17, 2021

the longest ever urban dictionary definition

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This is the longest ever urban dictionary definition.

the longest ever urban dictionary definition by anonymous December 3, 2021

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? 

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

holy trio of Urban Dictionary 

1. Sexual stuff
2. Drugs
3. Random people’s friends

Test the holy trio of Urban Dictionary NOW by pressing the RaNdOM BuTtON!

holy trio of Urban Dictionary by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

Average Urban Dictionary Writer by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Ur Ban Dictionary 

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard

"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"

Ur Ban Dictionary by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022