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Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery
by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022
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DAD

She got that WAP I got that DAD. We be da balance

...First said by Crank Lucas
by King ADG September 14, 2020
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divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023
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Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.
“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”
by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018
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Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad
by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022
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Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019
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