crunk swaggins

The best animated character since spongebob squarepants

Crunk swaggins went to the store

by sniggitydiggity September 13, 2013

crunchfest

The act of crunching so many people so often in quick succession, that you could make a festival out of it. Crunch means to destroy someone, usually in a video game.

Advisary: I'll Fukushima u up in dota2 faggot

Advisary and his entire team lose quickly

You: fucking crunchfest, get crunched

by tapen October 22, 2013

crunklin

The crinkle in the back of your shirt by your butt that sticks out funny.

You have a little bit of crunklin going on by your butt here, straighten it out.

by pfeiffee October 27, 2013

crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

crunchy nuggets, curly fries

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.

"Crunchy nuggets, curly fries!" "you too, bro"

by scraven41987 January 29, 2014

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

Crunkasaurus

1. Getting your drank on.

2. The act or the state of being drunk. Getting your crunk on.

See also: Crunkasaurus Rex

"Yo, I'm trying to get my crunkasaurus on."

"I'm about 3 drinks away from full on crunkasaurus."

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015