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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.

He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!
The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!
by Doododuboobear February 25, 2023
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soul clown

The musical group is currently touring throught Arizona.

www.soulclown.net
by Soul Clown Email List Guy January 17, 2005
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clown

Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.
I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.
by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 20, 2024
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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Intervention clown

A female that hates the group that rejected her throughout her life, males that are not effeminate.
The intervention clown didn't want to allow males to be males because for her that meant more rejection and not as much to gain. She wanted people to stop doubting her, start respecting her, and start taking her seriously, even though they had always noticed that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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