Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

club fever

To be really turnt up and going crazy, insane at a party.

I got a case of club fever, so let's turn up!

by King Kryptonite February 12, 2017

member of the little dick club

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.

Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019

Home Run Club

the list of individuals that you would want to or already have had an orgy with.

Kevin: Now I definitely want Charlie Sheen to be in my Home Run Club!

by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011

rassbury club

a club of gurls that sounds sweet and innosent but cuts them off from socitiy

member 1: hey are you coming to the rassbury club meeting tonight?
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl

by hhjgvnjl March 1, 2009

The Epiphany Club

You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely

• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.

• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"

I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.

by Milkysym December 20, 2015

Surf club

An exclusive club to those who can finish an alcoholic beverage while wakesurfing without a rope and pass the empty vessel back to the boat without falling.

I want to join surf club

by Wake maker January 22, 2017