Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023

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Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

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If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.

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Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine

by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019

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If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018

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A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

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