by Raffithefortnitegamer818213 June 24, 2018
Get the Chrismug. He is a very good friend and person to hang with others call him cute but he thinks he’s not. He is very funny and loves to make people laugh at stupid things, he has a great personality, Chris is the type of person that you can come and to him about something for anything and he’ll give you good advice. In relationships Chris is very caring and loyal, he also loves who he is dating, so if he asks you out that means you are special, but Chris also has a freaky side and mood so if he gets freaky it’s bc that’s his mood.
by Http.Chris13 March 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by DylanWilliams69420 April 8, 2021
Get the Chris Hemsworthmug. a ginger, with terribly good puns, really slow, asianish, a bunch of ship names and is generally just really tall. Also a good texter and uber cool with really pale skin
by gasian October 26, 2014
Get the chris lunnmug. 
The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
Get the Chris-slappedmug.